I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

This is clear escalation and we need to act now

If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

Does this mean he's not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don't want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.

You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It's connected to the chair he's in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.

He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.

Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?

It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.

It's the polonium.

Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner.

Putler -- King of the Nazis