34.61 °C or 307.76 K

Thermal Exhaust Port

That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight

This is what science is for.

"How did we ever survive without this?"

"i got you a thermal camera"

cool

"what have you checked with it"

oh you know things

"what kind of things?"

you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. ...why?

"...no reason"

Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.

I think Tool wrote a song about that.

Reverse dragon: fire comes out of its butt

Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.

I think the cat is in heat.

How do you know?

I know.

Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit

Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur

I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.

That some hot ass pussy

94.3 plays all the hits!

3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That's weird.

i just have a sensor with the red dot laser and you can guess what happens when i use that thing near my cats

That's hot.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'm glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.

Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted