Another question for you all because I’m bored lol

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[–] 48 points 3 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 44 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Owning a toothbrush. I'd have only one national toothbrush that everyone has to share. You'll have to register on a waitlist so that you can only brush your teeth a maximum of once a month.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    Also, as a communist, I would ban, not having a bedtime. Everyone must have a bedtime. Anyone deviating from their bedtime will be sent to bedtime gulags. Where they have multiple bedtimes throughout the day.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Comrade, I have a crime to confess: I've missed my bedtime several times prior to this glorious revolution. I believe I may need re-education in the Marxist theory behind Communist sleeping in order to weed out these remaining vestiges of Capitalism. While it pains me, I will submit to arrest and go willingly and compliantly to the bedtime gulag.

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    [–] 39 points 3 years ago*

    I'd ban my enemies from holding political office, obviously. Don't need capitalists biting at my heels and plotting my downfall.

    Might ban them from living too, depends on how much of a threat they are.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 years ago

    Advertising

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago

    I would ban privatized public services and charging users money at the point of service for said public services. Healthcare, school, transportation, water, communications... All free and all purged of private capital.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago

    Fascism in all its forms, including Nazism, Zionism and Capitalism.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago

    Everyone drives on the left from now on, and red means go.

    On a serious note, I would do what the other poster suggested. Ban private healthcare, schools, universities, mass transport, electricity, gas, water and internet.

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  • Liberalism, doing so kills fascism too so win win

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago

    I would ban or at least dismantle the capitalist mode of factory farms.

    Raising animals for meat for slaughter would most likely unfortunately have to exist for a long amount of time, and possibly never completely done away with. But I think that animals raised for slaughter deserve a much stronger and official "bill of rights" of sorts, outlawing animal abuse in all its forms and guaranteeing animals a very good life before a humane death.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    High speeds in urban centers. You will go 30 km/h and you will like it! 😈

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I would just ban cars. Start working on a network of local light rail and high speed long distance passenger rail. If you cant get to where you need to go via train, then you have to move out of your exburb enclave

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago*

    landlording

    also all streets should have signs saying their name at all entrances

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago* (1 child)
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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Can I say subwoofers and speakers over 6w? Not a complete ban. More of a restraining order. No subwoofers or >6w speakers allowed within 300m of a mattress or 500m if it's open space.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    In Syria, Iraq, and the Islamic Republic of Iran, any form of normalization with the usurping state of 'israel' is banned. In Iran and Syria this includes the selling of goods & products made by the temporary entity.

    A good law

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Peaches. More specifically, the frozen kind.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    mullets. when i found out the DPRK didn't actually ban mullets, i was devastated. there is nowhere on earth where we can be safe from that disgusting, wretched haircut.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    tbh probably Historical Revisionism. If its a novel or something whatever, but Adrian Zenz is a dangerous person and people like that deserve punishment. And obviously not just punishment, the state should prove him wrong in a court and sentence him (not death penalty imo but if enough people requested it I really wouldn’t put up much of a fight)

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    Inshallah I would ban gamers

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Investing in goods. I recently found out there were actual "egg investors" when the price of eggs surged, and real estate investors drive up the price of housing as a way to make an easy buck. Any socialist society, or at least any self-respecting left-leaning society should want to see honest workers get paid first and vultures get scraps. That's why they're vultures.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Flights to Occupied Palestine until it is liberated.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I WOULD BAN SEX

    SEX IS REACTIONARY

    I'm kidding.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Missionaries

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I would ban anyone working for the USA/CIA or any of their front groups from being in the country.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Speculation/privatization in critical industries/utilities.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Drugs, Prostitution, Gambling

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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