Honestly at this point, I think Bowser and Peach are just trying to keep Mario, who must be in his 70s by now, active, physically and mentally.
Good on them.
I’ve always imagined it as Peach and Bowser have some kind of Romeo and Juliet love story, and Mario is just some asshole who can’t mind his own business and keeps interfering; potentially an incel who thinks he and Peach are/should be a thing. And because of the whole royalty thing, both Peach and Bowser agreed to pretend he’s kidnapping her so she doesn’t get disowned by her family.
Mario is Gaston.
Tower of Joy
Honestly, that shakes out.
How come Mario ages, and the others retain their youth?
I know, he's from the 'human realm.'
Substance abuse.
Oh God!
Now it all makes sense!
The music! The crazy driving! All of it!
I love the canon that they’re a theatre troupe.
Headcanon is that Luigi is the only hetero character in that entire cast lmao
I mean from Mario's perspective she's the only other human in the whole damn dimension he can procreate with. Literal last woman on Earth. Is an incel still an incel, if the fate of humanity's existence is on the line?
I mean probably, yeah
What about Daisy and Rosalina? Yeah, Rosalina might have some unfortunate implications buy hey, any hole's a goal.
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