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[–] 161 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I wonder if they will be able to reproduce

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  • [–] 62 points 8 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 67 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.

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  • [–] 48 points 8 months ago

    time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you'll be over just after you finish this config...

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago

    Closed as unable to replicate

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  • [–] 33 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago

    Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.

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  • [+] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.

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  • [+] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)
  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.

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    [–] 17 points 8 months ago*

    Occam's Razor: My guy banged his computer.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    It doesn't exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago* (7 children)
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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Instructions to replicate this bug????

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    Try Nix. She's into the weird stuff.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    What's so good about Nix? Genuine question.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Hope they find it, those are expensive to replace.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    It's a Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. ...What I'm getting at, sex won't make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.

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    [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    I want to make an alt account on whatever git Omarchy is on, to file the bug report:

    I was nice to an immigrant, now Omarchy is refusing to boot with the following error message:

    User is a libcuck, here's an anecdote about a heinious crime commited by a Muslim, now you need to pretend this is what 95% of all Muslims are.

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    Yeah because u were supposed to bring 2of each kind to the arch and not 3…

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  • [+] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    It's a sign.

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