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[–] 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

He had a laundry list:

"all bottles" of Oxycodone, Hydrocodone, Xanax, Adderall, Liquid Codeine, and Viagra.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    First he was gonna get high, then careless, then very focused, then would feel no pain and at the very end would be really difficult for the authorities to handle. Quite the plan this fellow had.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    It was a hard chase, but in the end, the police were able to get him before he unloaded. Now it’s up to his lawyers to try to get him off.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    No-one's taking it harder than Florida woman, let me tell you

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Just give me all the viagra you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of viagra. ' What I said was, give me all the viagra you have.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    He was hard on for some cash.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Oddly polite handwriting...

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    *an armed robbery

    🙄

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