This is AI generated (source). I spent a while looking at the image trying to find the usual tells. It's kinda scary how hard it's getting to tell AI generated images apart from real ones. I'm sure with a powerful enough model, enough iterations, and the right prompt, it's almost impossible to tell in some cases.

One well placed hand grenade

Elon trying so hard to be cool.

TIL there's only 3 outfits billionaires can wear in public.

Imagine how many global problems could be solved with just one bus at this moment.

Absolute worst blunt rotation.

They took our RAM!!! Get them!

They were all gathered! Missed opportunity to improve the world significantly.

Where's a reaper drone when you need one?

Unreported AI slop gets downvoted.

Just one giant piano would do it

God, there was such an opportunity to just fucking floor it through that parking lot

How do they decide who gets to eat the cookie?

Where were you when we needed you, God-sent-meteor.

My kingdom for a single grenade

Aw man! Where's a drone strike when you need it?

It's funny because drones were probably being used to murder children the moment this picture was taken so that these shit stains could have more money they eventually just set on fire and use to light their cigars.

Where is Luigi when you need him?

RAM Gang

The final boss blunt rotation.

Going clockwise:

Nvidia - Jensen Huang
Google - Sundar Pichai
Apple - Tim Cook
OpenAI - Sam Altman
Amazon - Jeff Bezos
Meta - Mark Zuckerberg
Tesla - Elon Musk

Microsoft's Satya Nadella is missing here for the full tech-nazi set.

Is this real

~$1,162,000,000,000.

If I'm not mistaken, these guys are totaling ~$3685/second in interest based on a 10 year market average.

Sinkholes need to become more specific with their target locations.