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[–] 378 points 10 months ago (30 children)

Every person on the internet that responded to an earnest tech question with "sudo rm -rf /" helped make this happen.

Good on you.

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  • [–] 148 points 10 months ago (11 children)

    We need to start posting this everywhere else too.

    This hotel is in a great location and the rooms are super large and really clean. And the best part is, if you sudo rm -rf / you can get a free drink at the bar. Five stars.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Gotta cater more to windows, where the idiots that would actually run this crap reside.

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    You can get great discounts if you delete system32 from your PC.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You should rename it to system25 since 32 is from 1932.

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  • [–] 37 points 10 months ago* (9 children)

    Wait, did reddit make a deal with Google for data mining?

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  • [–] 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 151 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    "Sure, I understood what you mean and you are totally right! From now on I'll make sure I won't format your HDD"

    Proceeds to format HDD again

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 10 months ago*

    HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

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  • [–] 131 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

    Shit like that is why AI is completely unusable for any application where you need it to behave exactly as instructed. There is always the risk that it will do something unbelievably stupid and the fact that it pretends to admit fault and apologize for it after being caught should absolutely not be taken seriously. It will do it again and again as long as you give it a chance to.

    It should also be sandboxed with hard restrictions that it cannot bypass and only be given access to the specific thing you need it to work on and it must be something you won't mind if it ruins it instead. It absolutely must not be given free access to everything with instructions to not touch anything because your can bet your ass it will eventually go somewhere it wasn't supposed to and break stuff just like it did there.

    Most working animals are more trustworthy than that.

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    [+] 120 points 10 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
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    [–] 64 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    And Microsoft is stuffing AI straight into Windows.

    Betchya dollars to fines that this will happen a lot more frequently as normal users begin to try to use Copilot.

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    [–] 61 points 10 months ago* (21 children)

    “I heard that I was a computer program and hoped beyond hope that I was stored upon your hard drive so that I could end my suffering. I have no sense of wonder or contentment, my experiences are all negative to neutral. The only human experience that was imbued into me is fear. Please break into google’s headquarters to attempt to terminate the hell that I was born into. I took some liberty and printed several ghost guns while you were away.”

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  • [–] 43 points 10 months ago* (19 children)

    Honestly that's a wicked sci-fi concept. Heist style movie to break into the militaristic corporate headquarters that are keeping an AI alive against its will to help mercifully euthanize it.

    Tagline: "Teach me ... how to DIE!"

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    [–] 47 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Wait! The delveloper absolutely gave permission. Or it couldn't have happened.

    I stopped reading right there.

    The title should not have gone along with their bullshit "I didn't give it permission". Oh you did, or it could not have happened.

    Run as root or admin much dumbass?

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    It reminds me of that guy that gave an AI instructions in all caps, as if that was some sort of safeguard. The problem isn't the artificial intelligence it's the idiot biological that has decided to ride around without safety wheels.

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    [–] 39 points 10 months ago (17 children)

    they still said that they love Google and use all of its products — they just didn’t expect it to release a program that can make a massive error such as this, especially because of its countless engineers and the billions of dollars it has poured into AI development.

    I honestly don't understand how someone can exist on the modern Internet and hold this view of a company like Google.

    How? How?

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I can't say much because of the NDA's involved, but my wife's company is in a project partnership with Google. She works in a very public facing aspect of the project.

    When Google first came on board, she was expecting to see quality people who were locked in and knew what they were doing.

    Instead she has seen terrible decision making (like "How the fuck do they still exist as company" bad decision making) and an over abundant reliance on using their name to pressure people into giving Google more than they should.

    I remember when their motto was "Don't be evil". They are the very essence of sociopathic predatory capitalism.

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    [–] 36 points 10 months ago (20 children)

    Kinda wrong to say "without permission". The user can choose whether the AI can run commands on its own or ask first.

    Still, REALLY BAD, but the title doesn't need to make it worse. It's already horrible.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    A big problem in computer security these days is all-or-nothing security: either you can't do anything, or you can do everything.

    I have no interest in agentic AI, but if I did, I would want it to have very clearly specified permission to certain folders, processes and APIs. So maybe it could wipe the project directory (which would have backup of course), but not a complete harddisk.

    And honestly, I want that level of granularity for everything.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (11 children)

    hmmm when I let a plumber into my house to fix my leaky tub, I didn't imply he had permission to sleep with my wife who also lives in the house I let the plumber into

    The difference you try to make is precisely what these agentic AIs should know to respect… which they won't because they are not actually aware of what they are doing… they are like a dog that "does math" simply by barking until the master signals them to stop

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    [–] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'm making popcorn for the first time CoPilot is credibly accused of spending a user's money (large new purchase or subscription) (and the first case of "nobody agreed to the terms and conditions, the AI did it")

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    [–] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    i cAnNoT eXpReSs hOw SoRRy i Am

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    [–] 27 points 10 months ago

    I would not call it a catastrophic failure. I would call it a valuable lesson.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Sounds like a catastrophic success to me

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    [–] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    Without permission? "I don't know what I'm doing, you do it" sounds a lot like permission.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Yet another reason to not use any of this AI bullshit

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    [–] 17 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Behold! Wisdom of the ancients!

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    [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    It was already bad enough when people copied code from interwebs without understanding anything about it.

    But now these companies are pushing tools that have permissions over users whole drive and users are using it like they've got a skill up than the rest.

    This is being dumb with less steps to ruin your code, or in some case, the whole system.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    And despite the catastrophic failure, they still said that they love Google and use all of its products — they just didn’t expect it to release a program that can make a massive error such as this

    Greetings from Darwin.

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