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[โ€“] [email protected] 217 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OJ likely murdering his wife has to be the answer here, right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Don't forget Ron Goldman too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

hey, easy with that, that's my lucky stabbing hat!

[โ€“] [email protected] 151 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Abe Simpson throwing Homer under the bus for the attempted murder of Mr. Burns.

Also possibly Abe Simpson shooting down a German airplane. If he actually did it. (In 1994, not during WW2)

Edit: Oh and I guess Abe Simpson cheating on his fiancรฉ, getting the side woman pregnant, giving up the baby, and keeping everything secret from Homer and his other son until he thought he was on his deathbed.

And then when Abe Simpson told young Homer his mother was dead and never came clean until she showed up again.

Man, Abe sucks. Itโ€™s a wonder Homer didnโ€™t stick him in that crooked home he saw on 60 Minutes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Yeah... When you put it that way Abe is actually a horrific character.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I appreciate your comedic timing on the German plane

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Abe is the Grampa Joe of the Simpsons

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Abe didn't fake being disabled till he could take advantage of the situation. Joe is worse

[โ€“] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago

Bart ruined all of Australia with that frog

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Homer overpolluted the lake causing the US government to isolate and eventually try to destroy all of Springfield with everyone in it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well Homer routinely strangles his sonโ€ฆ.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

But he did return Bartโ€™s turtle alive and well.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only when he deserved it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homer definitely fucked with multiple timeline branches in one of the earlier Treehouse of Horror episodes when he has the time machine toaster. The ecological impact of wiping out the dinosaurs in one alone alone is pretty significant.

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can't count tree house of horrors episodes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean, they have numbers in the episode title

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Itโ€™s understood that the events of Halloween episodes arenโ€™t canon. Theyโ€™re like Futurama What If episodes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's a joke about counting stuff with numbers in the episode name

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

There is no singular canon, only what is convenient for the episode. You're right about Treehouse episodes being "less canon" than most others, but there very few things that are permanent in the show that haven't been changed or couldn't be changed in a future episode. So it's a sliding scale of "canonism"

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being there for any season after 13 ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The most basedest answer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

They locked up Hugo and gave him fish heads for food. That's pretty shitty.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Homer framing Marge for a DUI was pretty disgusting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Homer no! That's Elon Musk, probably the greatest inventor of our time!!" https://youtu.be/_QzWDxlJ7Kc

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Certain lines in scripted media should come with a "sponsored by" attached to them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grimes did that to himself. Homer genuinely didn't do anything wrong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Grimes: you've.. been to out of space? You??

Homer: sureee, you've never been?

https://youtu.be/axHoy0hnQy8?si=tz4P1iC1iJyi51-I

This was just sooo good. Feels bad that Grimes just dealt a bad hand in life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Not the family. But Principal Skinner not showing Chalmers his Aurora borealis thatโ€™s situated right in his kitchen is pretty dog.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Bart shaking homers beer

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks Pipey

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Bart with his megaphones.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow it's you from the other thread I just read leaving your breadcrumbs everywhere (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It helps with hypergraphia.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Lisa giving up, potentially, millions without thinking about her family

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Marge never gave Alex Trebek the $5200 that she owed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So noone else would have to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We all forgetting Maggie just straight-up murdered someone for trying to take her lollipop?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's called justice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Homer framed Marge for drunk driving once, dunno if it's the worst but it's pretty bad.

Bart got Milhouse wanted by the FBI

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

didn't homer blow up the nuclear plant and kill everyone in a non canon ending at least once?

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