Wide sweeping generalizations about entire generations. I don’t know a single millennial that uses those food delivery services. Clearly someone is using them, but i guarantee it’s just about evenly distributed across the population.
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Food delivery apps (Uber eats, Deliveroo, Menulog, etc) are just another silicon valley scam 'fixing' a problem that did not exist.
The restaurants get stung for ~30%, yet are pressured to have a presence on the apps lest they lower thier market prescence, the gig worker delivery drivers get paid poorly and have no benefits, and ultimately the costs get shoveled onto the consumer impacting the highest year on year increases in fast food on record.
Opt out. Buy from places that have their own delivery service. Actually walk or drive or public transport to the restaurant and eat out - no waste from the delivery containers. Fuck the tech bros, we had fast food and delivery working just fine before their shitty apps arrived.
It's Platform Capitalism.
You insert yourself as a convenient middle-man then jack up the rents once enough people move on to your platform to trigger network effects.
Enshittify until basically no one but a few execs and investors are profiting.
And to any engineers who think they're on the winning team: look at the gig workers you help exploit. That's the future of your vocation.
Maybe not 'fixing' a problem, but they certainly vastly improved on the existing service aspect of food delivery. Which is the aspect I care about.
Buy from places that have their own delivery service
Figuring out which local restaurant does and doesn't currently deliver (which would change on a daily basis) was one of the main problems. Restaurant can still have their own delivery drivers but having a central place to look up who is currently (in-real time) delivering and what is a big improvement. Also I don't want to call or talk to people, so every restaurant would need it's own system to take online orders. Doesn't seem realistic.
Actually walk or drive or public transport to the restaurant and eat out
Brilliant. You can also cut down on commute/travel time and cost by just staying home. Or fix your depression by stop being sad! Big brain.
Figuring out which local restaurant does and doesn't currently deliver (which would change on a daily basis) was one of the main problems.
Your local food delivery places make changes to if they do delivery or not on a day to day basis? Do you live in a warzone? This is nonsense.
Also I don't want to call or talk to people, so every restaurant would need it's own system to take online orders. Doesn't seem realistic.
TFW too scared to dial 9-11 because would have to speak to someone. dies
'Big brain' indeed.
Meh. I like to cook and it’s far better than the uber eats slop that I need to reheat that I just spent $35 plus tip on which would have cost me $14 to just eat at the restaurant but I wanted the free fries and bogo burger when I spent $30.
I stopped tipping for take out or if it’s a self serve place. If I’m doing 80% of the work, why should I tip you for pressing 3 buttons on an iPad. Fuck that.
If it’s a place I’m sitting down and have an active wait staff taking my order and bringing my food and then taking the dishes after, then yea I’m gonna tip.
I’m done with the bullshit that puts the consumer on the lowest rung. If you can’t afford to pay your staff then I hope you go out of business.
some stranger unmonitored access to my food
Do you personally know every chef at every restaurant you eat at? Argument makes no sense
I remember during covid we decided to try a food delivery website and was watching the person on the map so I could be ready. Then they just drove straight past our street and got on the highway and just kept going. We ended up getting a refund and just driving to a closer restaurant.
I don't know what's up with my fellow millennials in the comments. I do order food once or twice a week.
About the fees, there's none if you order directly from the restaurant, and the apps/services that apply them (usually just one) take it out above a certain threshold, or looking into your email spam for of their 'discount offers', but the prices of the food are higher anyway (which I find more dishonest than simply charging a delivery fee).
Also, I only tip if it's rainy or super-hot (the weather, not the food or the delivery person), because Europe.
Cooking your own food is much more fun and a lot cheaper anyway.
Yesterday, me and my wife had a whole roast duck in a christmassy port wine sauce with cinnamon, cloves and anise. Served with potatoes and red cabbage. All the ingredients combined cost less than ordering two pizzas.
Cooking your own food is much more fun
Until you have to clean the dishes.
I have a dishwasher and I watch Technology Connections. No I don't!
Takes about ten minutes. And there's the dishwasher as well.
Also, I don't have to throw away all the packaging in which the food is delivered.
How is this shitting on? Cooking for yourself and your family is chad as fuck.
As a millennial, the only time I have ordered any food to my door was in early 2022 when I had corona and couldn't leave home for a week. Had to order amazon fresh to restock.
This meme is as American as it gets.
Cooking your own food is pretty normal in most of the rest of the world, regardless of generation nonsense.
I think what's missing from the discussion is that virtually no-one is getting food delivery every day.
When people tell me they get food delivered that isn't a classic range of delivery foods (plus Ethiopian) so they can not be disturbed doomscrolling or binging TV, I immediately think less of them. Especially when it's food that very obviously doesn't travel well.
In the time it takes to pick something and get it to you, you can cook 1 of 900 million things that will be better. Even when drunk. Even when high AF. FFS, even frozen pizza is faster then delivery. Let alone the cost. Soggy-ass fry eating MFers deserve the cold sad food you eat.
Sometimes, I just want to be a potato and wallow in self misery while someone brings me kebab and makes my life instantly better.
I don't have to do nothing while waiting for delivery. I have to cook to...cook. Sometimes I don't want to cook, and I usually have something quicker if that's the case, but your false equivalency doesn't help your argument.


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