You can always emulate Call of Duty for the DS (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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Scene from a Spiderman movie were Peter is talking to someone: "I'm buying the new Steam Machine" "But Peter, there's no Fortnite or Call of Duty because it's Linux" "I just told you I'm buying it, you don't have to sell it to me"

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[–] 125 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Also no Roblox, if you were still on the fence.

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  • [–] 57 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Actually you can play Roblox on Linux. There's Sober.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago

    I know it’s probably named in reference to wine, but I like the idea of a Linux Roblox program (emulator? I don’t know Linux or video games) as someone’s manic sobriety project*.

    /* I don’t know if this is an identified thing, but most of the large number of recovering addicts I know sort of displace that manic type of love for the substance or behavior into one or more hobbies of some sort at first (examples include: repairing an old boat or classic car, building a house or cabin, making furniture or art, a bunch of types of exercise, joining a club, building furniture or bikes, or cooking) and gradually learn moderation afterwards.

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    [–] 100 points 10 months ago (32 children)

    Like 80% of the games I already play are random indie stuff. I buy maybe 1-2 new big studio games a year, and even those aren't exactly AAA. Right now, feels like big studios aren't trying hard to produce actually interesting games, just more franchise slop.

    Steam machine got a solid "Oooooooo! Can't afford one right now but I'm sure keeping an eye on this one!" out of me.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago* (30 children)

    Honestly the whole "modern tech style" thing is making me feel feel off.

    The controller looks nice tho. Supports linux and would go well with retroarch to emulate old games on thinkpad.

    Hell maybe a raspberry pi connected to the TV monitor.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Did you want it to come in a Beige Box?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I personally like wood exterior or utilitarian sheet metal with no lights.

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    [–] 58 points 10 months ago (8 children)
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    No League, no Valorant, no GTA Online, no Battlefield 6, no Rainbow Six Siege

    So not much of value is lost

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    I once tried Valorant, recommended by a friend. I liked it but the community didn't like me (since I suck), so I didn't play more.

    Trying to uninstall it was such a mess that I think the kernel level anti cheat was in my windows install until I got rid of said windows install

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    [–] 26 points 10 months ago

    Ok but those Call of Duty games for the DS were always so interesting to me. The attempt to take such a bombastic console experience and squeeze it onto a handheld often produced janky results, but it was a charming kind of jank

    I was on a forum, back in the day, focused on weird, or otherwise niche DS ports, and those games were easily the most popular.

    They even had tournaments with the Developers, which was neat

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Technically there is Call of Duty, just the older ones, which do still have people playing, and you can get bots for them, etc.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    One has to be careful when going online on "old" CoDs, because most of them have an RCE exploit and won't get (at least officially) patched

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago* (7 children)

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they're cutting themselves out of a potential market, while I still have ton of other games to play.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Regrettably this stops me from forcing my archaic belief system on my children.

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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago (11 children)

    I've never understood these memes. If you don't want to play whatever game, don't play it. How do you somehow convince yourself that you're superior to others due to your inability to run certain programs?

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Issa joke. Making fun at the expense of AAA games :)

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I understand that it's a joke, but the humor isn't making sense to me, and I especially don't see how it's at the expense of AAA games

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I guess it comes from a point where Linux gamers have been neglected by major studios for so long and now that there are enough other options they don’t have any power on them.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    it's associative, the negative associations with Call of Duty players cannot be transferred to a console that doesn't support that game, so for people who want to avoid those associations it's a plus

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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    Quote from a HN thread

    My main game console right now is one of those little gaming boxes you can buy on Amazon for about $400, where I have installed NixOS + Jovian to get the "SteamOS" interface.

    I really like it. It really does feel like a "game console"; usually when I've made my own console using Linux, it always feels kind of janky. For example, RetroPie on the Raspberry Pi is pretty cool, but it doesn't feel like a proper commercial product, it feels like a developer made a GUI to launch games.

    I have like 750 games on Steam that I have hoarded over the years, in addition to the Epic Games Store and GOG, which can be installed with Heroic, and the fact that I can play them on a "console" instead of a computer makes it much easier to play in my living room or bedroom. It even works fine with the Xbox One controllers; I use the official Microsoft USB dongle to minimize latency, it works great.

    I think there actually is a chance that Valve could really be a real competitor, if not a winner.

    I have one of the higher-end beelinks. Super small, quiet, doesn't get hot and I can play modern AAA titles on it, driving my huge screen TV in my living room.

    Can you quantify this? Which Beelink? Are you powering a 4K TV? When you talk about playing modern AAA games, which ones, and what settings do you run at?

    Fortnite, Cyberpunk, Starfield, probably others I'm forgetting I believe the TV is 4K, yeah. It's the Beelink SER9 AMD Ryzen AI 9 HX 370 12core/24thread AI PC Turbo Freq 5.1GHz

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago*

    The online multiplayer for the original version of Modern Warfare and other older games still works fine on Linux and even has community modded maps and modes.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Those Steam Machines are just normal PCs. There should be no reason why you couldn't dualboot windows to play those few games that do not work on Linux.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I have heard that Windows tends to 'nuke' the EFI boot partition if it's shared with Linux. I'm not sure if it's valid to have two EFI partitions on the same disk, but if the box can handle a second EFI boot partition, that would be a safer option.

    There is also the issue that normal windows shutdown does not mean shutdown, but "hibernate". In this state, touching any of the partitions the windows was previously using could corrupt them if mounted in Linux. (The same applies in reverse, and would be even more dangerous.) This doesn't prevent dual-booting, but some care should be taken that the swiched-from-OS was actually shutdown.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Its the game cube 2, finally I waited so long.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    You can install Windows on it if you really want to.

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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    Fortnite can’t be played on Linux?

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    The CEO has a wierd hate boner for Linux. Like it would be one thing if it was just anti cheat but he like personally hates Linux. It's weird.

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    [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You might not play them, but others might. Exclusivity is always fucking bad, you're not only normalising it, you're celebrating it.

    But hopefully this is the push they need. I got no horse in this race. Not games I'm playing and I'm not buying gabecube.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago

    Then tell Epic and Infinity Ward/Treyarch (or whoever cranks those out like Madden games now) about it. It's their fault these games are not supported on linux by requiring kernel level anti-cheat instead of server side anti-cheat.

    Take Destiny for another example, runs perfectly fine on linux, until Bungie permabans your acct for playing on linux.

    It's not linux's fault, it's the shitass companies refusing to be good at things.

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