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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Was this from when he was writing otHello World

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Secure connection cannot thou obtain

for SSL hath failed and err' gain'd.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Foul fortune seem'd in this most horrid luck

When certs do fail, oh fie! your install's fuck'd

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

what a wise man

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@[email protected] write a sonnet about ssl certificates

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.

Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.

Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.

To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data's at rest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If Shakespeare did say that back then, it would actually sound very poetic. (at least if you omid SSL)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Perfect iambic pentameter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nearly. I'm counting 19, but that's close enough IMO.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Egads! An error SSL occurred. Secure connect to server be not here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

An ssl 'rr'r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s'rv'r cannot beest madeth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My favoured sonnet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

To bug or not to bug, that's the question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Meme doesn't need the bottom half

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