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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

MAKING SQL QUERIES IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES DATABASE TO SENSE URGENCY AND RUN FASTER.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I always remap my tab key to ctrl. Where is your god now…

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's tabs vs spaces for SQL. Notice how I capped.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The mental gymnastics needed to understand joins 😂

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's basically just a VLOOKUP is how I explain it to my friends who might be familiar with excel but not a real database.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you know vlookup, you should checkout xlookup. Even more similar, relatively speaking of course. No longer do I have to count my columns

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I stopped doing SQL (the language/syntax) because I use ORMs now. They make the job a bit easier, especially when doing table relations.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
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