Sadly these two rules would exclude a large percentage of the players. The main problem child player for TTRPGs seems to be finding player character build exploits and then getting mad when the DM already knew about the build and forbids it.

Wait, the DM wants them to choose between the "two extremes" of "I will murder you" and "I will murder you"?

Must be AD&D/2.0, NGL.

Thinking about my 3.5 gestalted murder hobo days

That’s it, your character is now wearing the magical plug of deflated bloating. It gives the wearer permanent relief from meteorism at the cost of -15 agility