I like "ladies, boys, and ladyboys" myself, but I value comedy over being inoffensive.
Some YouTuber or something, don't remember who exactly, used "gentles and ladymen" and while that could be taken the wrong way, I laughed.
What's up, fellow / you fuckin' nerds?
WATSUP BITCHES?!
Gentles all
"Mascs, femmes, and they/thems."
Can even give it the 'ol "good evening," razzle dazzle. In my head I always have Bryan Cranston say it like when he narrated Asteroid City.
"Alrighty gay mares" works too: 
I'm a big fan of 'greetings fellow carbon based life forms' as inclusive as you'll ever get
Whats up spooners!
Good evening, fellow degenerates
Gentles and ladymen
Mentelgen
Some people seriously think "they" is uninclusive and bad?
You can't just pick half a word from a sentence and then blame the entire opinion on that alone, that doesn't make any sense.
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