Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.

I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I'm old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went

Oh yeah she gets a ring

For sure! Call her back!

Wife her up OP

Maybe too early for that?

Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.

Y'all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn't have that :(

Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).

Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers

I like how it's this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.

you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.

They are on isle 67

Costco is amazing, but you go there to buy what they have, not what you necessarily want like other stores. Every product they carry is tested for quality before they buy, they only buy products that they can obtain a good value for. So you don't have to worry about anything you buy, even if it sucks, they have a no question return policy. If the brand you wanted isn't at Costco, it's likely because the alternative they stock is better.

We did a case study about Costco and the amount of product and supply chain research they do is crazy.

I'm hoping that the original author of the image (likely a snap or snap story) was kidding. Perhaps they were already together a long time before this and it's just an inside joke. Otherwise, the "..." at the end signals disappointment in what I must say seems like an awesome first date experience? Girl doesn't want to go to a super expensive restaurant, is cute, and isn't afraid of eating pizza without cutlery in front of her date? First impression: She seems awesome.

It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.