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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I'm old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went

Oh yeah she gets a ring

For sure! Call her back!

Wife her up OP

Maybe too early for that?

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You're right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or more frequently, if that's more fun for all concerned 🤪

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

From now on, any time I wake up, I will immediately message you my very likely incoherent thoughts for your entertainment.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 11 months ago

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.

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[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 11 months ago

Phrases like "Wife her up", "put a ring on it" and sometimes "mary she/them/him" are often said as an ironic "damm they're good" more than a literal suggestion that they should propose

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn't actually mean you're going to proceed but would probably scare them off.

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