Please state the nature of your medical e-midget-cy

I can't believe I have to deal with you people

emh throughout the whole series just being pissed off at everyone

In the future, people will still have things at the wrong aspect ratio

Just a skrunkly lil guy

He looks a little suspicious…

And you may find yourself living in a starship bunk

And you may find yourself in another part of the galaxy

And you may find yourself behind the helm of a large delta flyer

And you may find yourself in a beautiful holodeck, with a beautiful holo-wife

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

And the answer is pretty simple, it was the caretaker.