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I like riding dildos, but you can only do so much standing them directly on the floor, and it's even worse on a bed.

I assume someone makes a firm pillow, box, stand, or something...

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[–] 10 points 11 months ago*

Super glue. I buy a new toy every time because it’s too hard to remove from the walls. For beds, I drilled a hole through my mattress and installed a dedicated mount. I physically assault my landlord every time he tries to do inspections.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Liberator makes "body pillows" with toy mounts.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    A hard-cover book or a mirror work pretty well

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The problem with both of those is that although they may be mostly functional for this purpose, cleaning them is a different story. For anal play things get quite a bit messier.

    The mirror is mostly fine (although they tend to be flimsy if it's a cheap hanging body mirror) but it's a gigantic pain in the ass to ensure that it's a clean and usable mirror after everything is said and done. No matter how good of a job you think you did, you missed a spot.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Preferably I'd get a slave to hold it steady.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Oh to have a collection of subs to do my bidding *sigh*

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If the internet has taught me anything, you can find someone to hold your dildo for you. Heck, they may even pay you to do it.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    That's the thing though. You don't just want anybody to hold your dildo. It takes a special person to perfectly encapsulate the essence of being a mere inanimate object designed for you and your pleasure alone.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Welp, I bought a Mastr Mount from twisted fantasies which is basically a silicone base plate which cen be fixated to chairs/pillows using belts. Which was okay but not good enough for me. So I bought a sex machine, fixated it on a plate and added some weights to it. That was much better👍

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    I have a small shelf I never actually installed as a shelf that I can suction my toys to and then just ride it on my bed. I'm usually on my knees so the bed is way better than the floor or from a semi-standing position (like against a wall or something).

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I'm commenting because I literally had the exact same question while having some fun an hour or two ago and I'd also like to hear the answers people have to this question.

    I have plenty of things that I can make due with, but they're all juuuust awkward enough that it takes me out of a good headspace after a little bit. It's either a weird angle, not secure and moves around, or makes me put my legs in a horribly uncomfortable position that hurts after a few minutes. Part of my issue is probably that my go-to medium dildo is a bit cheap though because the suction base on my BD toys aren't as much of an issue with sliding around.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Using the right kind if chair can work if you dont mind doing crunches.

    If you want to do it on the bed, get a really big pillow and a good thick sheet of plastic, metal or wood(ones where you will never hurt yourself with ofc) and tie it on the pillow with a belt or string.

    Pretty nice to ride but you need the right kind of dildo for both obviously.

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  • [+] 0 points 11 months ago*