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[-] amio@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago

(Do not keep condoms for nine years, let alone in the wallet)

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

After 9 years, it'll work just as well as a condom would have abyway.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Considering that's an under-21 license, that was a really optimistic 11 year old.

[-] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They should have made chicken flavored condoms and they should be sponsored by KFC, if not they are loosing it big time.

In other news, did you know that coronel sanders is acually an NPC in phantasy star portable 2 infinity?

Like not in character creator or anything, he is a straight up npc that you can recrouit and figth alongside with.

Like you have your party of anime waifus and then theres this hyper realistic old man from the west that sels chicken, and yes those are pizza hut shield and sword.

Yes i know that the dating sim exist, but this was in an actual product that has a gameplay loop.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Throw in a bone, baby, you got a stew going!

[-] BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

Wait.... What did he put in his ramen?!

[-] Dorgel@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Only in North Carolina. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[-] ThatOneDudeFromOhio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Helps mask the fish flavor?

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This person is having sex with a chicken not a fish

[-] ThatOneDudeFromOhio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Helps enhance the chicken flavor ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That'll make the pink taco delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹

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