(Do not keep condoms for nine years, let alone in the wallet)

After 9 years, it'll work just as well as a condom would have abyway.

Considering that's an under-21 license, that was a really optimistic 11 year old.

They should have made chicken flavored condoms and they should be sponsored by KFC, if not they are loosing it big time.

In other news, did you know that coronel sanders is acually an NPC in phantasy star portable 2 infinity?

Like not in character creator or anything, he is a straight up npc that you can recrouit and figth alongside with.

Like you have your party of anime waifus and then theres this hyper realistic old man from the west that sels chicken, and yes those are pizza hut shield and sword.

Yes i know that the dating sim exist, but this was in an actual product that has a gameplay loop.

Throw in a bone, baby, you got a stew going!

Wait.... What did he put in his ramen?!

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

Only in North Carolina. 🤦‍♂️

Helps mask the fish flavor?

That'll make the pink taco delicious 😋