Meanwhile, on Grok:

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.

This is the most surreal post I read today and I love it

No idea if this is legit, but I want to believe...

What's the name of the Etsy seller? I need to know!

"Slowly over the course of the coming months, the circumference of Kirk’s head will increase inch by inch until he becomes a literal human bobblehead. Or maybe it keeps growing until it eventually pops. Either way, it feels… appropriate."

My word...

How could they have done this? He was such a charmin individual