Found this doozy too

What the fuck does that even mean?

Wealth isn't commodities, it is numbers on a computer. How dare you imply that the only reason the numbers matter is that they entitle me to buy commodities!

incomprehensible legitimately incomprehensible

marx failed to consider Schwab dot com

Death to America

what if it was cummodities and it was just for the fellas?

"Youre doing a bit"

"Fuck off!" ... (Says exactly what I'd say next if this was a bit)

If someone on the internet says "grownups are talking" there's a good chance they have a wall of Funko Pops, but maybe in their defense they're only Funko Pops of mature characters from edgy shows.

least infantile criticism of marx

I opened up my Schwab account and I have 10 shares of a mutual fund. I own thousands of companies. I’m literally bourgeois yet I’m still poor. Care to explain that, marxoids?

I just picked some moss and you know what it wasn't? A commodity! And neither was the ant I licked. It did get confused, though. This is why Marx was wrong.

most cogent anticommunist theory

what the fuck?

this has to be a bit, right?

God I love the internet

I think this perfectly sums up all political debates i ever had on the internet.

:pathetic:

“grownups are talking” 🤣🤣🤣

A perfect illustration of the average burger American’s political beliefs

grandson please help me find my conmodities, they disappeared, it must be that antivirus you installed

"People keep talking about nation-states doing things, but all I'm seeing are humans and physical land. No nation-states in sight! Clearly all political theory is incoherent and wrong."

Lmao this reads very funny but im also very drunk so i have n o idea if im reading this coherently at all.