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Lol lmao
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WHERE ARE ALL THE COMMODITIES MARX, I DON'T SEE THEM ON MY COMPUTER.
Are we sure they aren't being sarcastic?
This is almost too braindead to be real, especially with that name.
It's man from Dead Souls, (Petrushka iirc) who read a lot of books but understand nothing from them.
The first one he read might have been 'How to speed read: read any book in under 2 hours*.
this has to be a bot right? so incoherent
Love based analysis
Of all the emotions I felt reading capital I can’t say love was one of them
Wealth isn't commodities, it is numbers on a computer. How dare you imply that the only reason the numbers matter is that they entitle me to buy commodities!
Also there are entire chapters dedicated to the commodity known as "money"
Marx continues to lol, and lmao, in his grave 
incomprehensible legitimately incomprehensible
marx failed to consider Schwab dot com
Death to America
what if it was cummodities and it was just for the fellas?
hell ya
"Youre doing a bit"
"Fuck off!" ... (Says exactly what I'd say next if this was a bit)
If someone on the internet says "grownups are talking" there's a good chance they have a wall of Funko Pops, but maybe in their defense they're only Funko Pops of mature characters from edgy shows. 
least infantile criticism of marx
I opened up my Schwab account and I have 10 shares of a mutual fund. I own thousands of companies. I’m literally bourgeois yet I’m still poor. Care to explain that, marxoids?
Yeah it's being bad at being a capitalist read State & Rev liberal
I just picked some moss and you know what it wasn't? A commodity! And neither was the ant I licked. It did get confused, though. This is why Marx was wrong.
I just picked some moss
hey :(
Oh sorry I meant licked. Don't worry no moss was harmed in this bad joke.
licked
most cogent anticommunist theory
what the fuck?
this has to be a bit, right?
God I love the internet
I think this perfectly sums up all political debates i ever had on the internet.
:pathetic:
“grownups are talking” 🤣🤣🤣
A perfect illustration of the average burger American’s political beliefs
grandson please help me find my conmodities, they disappeared, it must be that antivirus you installed
Mr. Marx is helping me find my commodities.
"People keep talking about nation-states doing things, but all I'm seeing are humans and physical land. No nation-states in sight! Clearly all political theory is incoherent and wrong."
Lmao this reads very funny but im also very drunk so i have n o idea if im reading this coherently at all.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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