Riker maneuver.

This is awesome, I must make one.

🎶 Gonna Riker 'round the clock tonight 🎶

It is entirely appropriate that the Enterprise orbits his crotch.

But seriously... where can I buy one?

I've got one of these, it's rad.

It was four minutes of two

I . . . I kinda . . don't hate it?

What time is it?

Does Riker's bent knee or that toe point the hour? I guess you could set it either way...