How many of you waited for the gif to load?

Mage hand. Target: testicles.

Bad plan, wizards are usually very squishy.

Wizard: I shall also wear armour.

Fantasy lore: no, you can't wear that.

Wizard: why? I'm going to be fighting too. I don't want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.

Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn't be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I'm sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.

A fun thing people often forget about Mage Armor is that you can cast it on other people, which is occasionally even helpful!