Inspired by https://lemmy.world/post/6312195
And, to set the record straight, I do enjoy pizza hawaii
Pineapple on pizza is just... no.
— me, an American
Calm down, 'Muricans. We didn't lose our shit when you replaced the Spatzen in Kässpatzen with Macaroni and the cheese in Kässpatzen with fatty, gloopy cheddar "sauce". You can bear this one.