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[–] 133 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It takes quads to be the king

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I think it's close to this, but it's shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man's feet, and the beggar barefoot

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    Good ol’ six shoes, we call him.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear...

    Honestly, if it wasn't for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV's or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.

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  • [+] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (19 children)
  • [–] 184 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Letters.

    'King' is four letters long, 'Man' is two letters long, 'Beggar' is zero letter long.

    I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Horsemen of the apocalypse.

    The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn't have to worry about any because they're already living the end times every day.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I'll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    swim bladders? stink glands?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Shits to give, obviously

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