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[–] 133 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It takes quads to be the king

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