saw a person dressed as a perogi ride a pickle shaped mechanical bull.

What is this, a Polish-American gay bar?

My stepdad (not the Navajo one the Czech commie one) made some fuckin sick perogis

person dressed as a perogi

I'd have a hard time trying not to take a bite

I want to go to there.

Wait a minute! Indoor flea market? What kinda bourgeois shit is this?

YINZ are in STILLER country

and like, as if on cue, there's a guy beneath the sign with his shirt entirely unbuttoned and open, wiping his whole face with a paper napkin... like he just emerged from visiting a basement toilet.

Euro losers can't comprehend this flea market with full bar inside of a snack bar that's playing Catholic mass on the TVs.

Typical american...... We have the same and more than you.......