Bears would understand. They understand worker solidarity

Bear down for shutdown

When you can not check out this dope-ass bear.

Bring the fat bears to Congress, shut down.

Problem solved.

Fat bear week would never be cancelled under socialism

It is time to create a backup communally-run fat bear week committee.

That's it. That's fucking it. This farce has to stop. Fat bear week is the only good thing in my life most years.

"you mean there's no fat bear week this year? oh :("