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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

E = mc² + AI must be the obvious answer

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

What i think is funny is that AI has to equal 0 so its actually saying that AI is useless
So people fond of AI are criticising it themselves XD

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Because screw laws of thermodynamics, am I right?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

As long as AI = 0 it works

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, AI is currently negative, as in it makes things worse.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I is 0, as it is nonexistent

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

True. One cannot expect statistical parrots to be intelligent, no matter how sophisticated they are.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I've legitimately had someone suggest adding a small wind turbine to a car to generate power to charge the car as it's moving.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

the CIA doesn't want you to know this

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Someone give this man a job now

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Turbines? Haven't these people ever heard of piezoelectrics? Actually, instead of that take one of those calculator we had in school that ran on light. Take the thingie at the top of the calculator out, put it in the front window of the car, connect it to the battery and Bob is your uncle.

[-] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago

You're eating the air resistance anyway so probably not the worst idea if it generates a more than negligible amount.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It will increase air resistance, so you don't gain anything (a turbine will need more power to spin when there is an electric load).

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You have just invented a perpetuum mobile machine. The turbine will power the car which, whilst moving, will in turn power the turbine. Pure genious.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a formulation of various hydrocarbons.

You excite it in a closed chamber and capture the expansion of gasses. You then use this captured energy to make something magnetic spin around next to some coils.

This in turn will create a flow of electrons you can use to drive a motor.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

And we have come full circle. That was a really small circle.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

"Antrepreneur" HAHAHA

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I hated working in startups and I'd get so many wackos pitching their bazillion dollar ideas to create the next Facebook.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Simple really:

(Smaller battery) + (Greater capacity) + (Inexpensive Cost) = More Sales

Now the secret to achieving all three of those things rather than just two can be revealed to you for a small nine figure sum for the next ten years...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The secret is called child labor in exploited countries.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Antrepreneur = Entrepreneur for ants?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

what is this, a battery for ants?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Battery for vehicles for ants?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

A gullibility filter

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

So kind of you to take the time to consider his auspicious offer, what with all the millions of messages you receive!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Formula 2. He wants to make F2 cars.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
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