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[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

This is the ideal politician but hexbear isnt ready for that discussion

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[-] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Stressed.

Moisturized.

Panicking.

In multiple lanes.

Losing my shit.

Somehow also dehydrating.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

all the grease squeezed out of him and the rest dried up, like cheese on a hot day

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
[-] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Dusting off this alt for the occasion

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

This is appropriate because he looks like a Simpsons character

[-] macabrett2@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

"I don't even want to be around anymore" vibes

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great

a-little-trolling technical

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago
[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Positively soggy

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cooked chicken skin looking motherfucker.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

The first president you best serve with a large bowl of rice and some veggies

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

lol wtf, this can't be real

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
[-] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Remember when snopes was out there trying to defend Hillary Clinton?

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

In 2020 they had a great "Mostly False" rating on the claim that Biden said "nothing will fundamentally change", and in the first sentence they admitted he said it verbatim and rest of the article is about how he meant something else lol. They've since scrubbed it from the internet.

[-] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Defending liberalism is so fucking embarrassing. Among many other descriptors, but being the person who had to write and then subsequently retract that. Fucking embarrassing and cringe.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I bet you can hear it crunch when trump walks

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Our wettest president so far. We really live in the future

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

why does he think that level of fake tan is a good look? his skin looks like it's crispy and seasoned with 11 herbs and spices

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It actually does look better than he would look unseasoned. There are pictures of him raw and it just doesn't work

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Bringing back the annual presidential minstrel show

lathe-of-heaven

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I hope this catches on around here. That whole thing was gold

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[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

michael-laugh that lib was a goldmine

[-] hollowmines@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

This is from 1.5 years ago apparently. Can we get an update on this situation?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

He's still a slimy wet boy

[-] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

My man is glistening

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Soaking wet

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fittingly for the burgerland president, he looks like he got scooped out of a deep fryer

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.

Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Thats our President Evil

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

A monument of flesh, coated in ochre and topped with brass wool.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

he looks like he’s so smelly.

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[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Big wet boy back wetter than ever

No ... we can get wetter

[-] ProjectCyberSin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Gul Dukat ass looking

Someone gets paid to do this. Since Barnum & Bailey shut down, it's hard for them to find work.

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