I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.

Stressed.

Moisturized.

Panicking.

In multiple lanes.

Losing my shit.

Somehow also dehydrating.

"I don't even want to be around anymore" vibes

America's Big Wet Boy

Cooked chicken skin looking motherfucker.

lol wtf, this can't be real

DEEP FRIED

Our wettest president so far. We really live in the future

why does he think that level of fake tan is a good look? his skin looks like it's crispy and seasoned with 11 herbs and spices

HitlerPig

Is he doing blackface

This is from 1.5 years ago apparently. Can we get an update on this situation?

ENHANCE

My man is glistening

Soaking wet

Fittingly for the burgerland president, he looks like he got scooped out of a deep fryer

Thats our President Evil

I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.

Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:

A monument of flesh, coated in ochre and topped with brass wool.

he looks like he’s so smelly.

Big wet boy back wetter than ever

No ... we can get wetter

Gul Dukat ass looking

Someone gets paid to do this. Since Barnum & Bailey shut down, it's hard for them to find work.