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[–] 95 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That guy is too smart, he'd better he careful. He'll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I did something similiar, I named all the printers with an esoteric naming scheme based on the OU and location, but completely indecipherable, and GPO reset the default printer every morning. That way the print was always released to a random printer that the user chose in utter bewilderment and confusion, so there was no chance any particular printer would see enough use that I'd have to change the toner in this decade.

    Worked great.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    imho, the new printers are pretty good. Like ever since the companies stopped the inkjet fiasco and switched over to the inktank thing, its been really smooth.

    My experience with the Epson ecotank is pretty good.

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Hello, printer driver developer here. I hate you all

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Man, I just love the way you guys ignore basic exception handling, insist on using undocumented APIs, exclusively hook into system resources, fail to address even the most fundamental of good memory management practises and then demand your software runs as an unprotected kernel-level driver.

    It's fucking great.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Hey, you can blame my senior who did most of it and left this mess to me when he quit. I just pray everyday that nothing breaks since we don't even have internal documentation for this code and almost no comments whatsoever :)

    I love my job :D

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Brother brand Laser Printer, gentleman. Only printer I'd ever touch

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Back in my day. Printers printed in dots. And that's the way we liked it.

    Put cabled in. And it worked.

    And it was so satisfying ripping the side holes off.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why tf do printers even need drivers? Where do they have to go? Why can't they get there by themselves?

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    printer is one odd bunch of computing output devices

    when other types of output devices (such as monitor display, hdmi, usb, etc) evolves and improved over decades, printer is bring so much little into the mix

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago*

    Quote me after dealing with print drivers acting up and spooler service crashes for the nth time that day (also worked in it support for several years):

    "We can land men on the moon, but somehow getting a printer, a technology that has existed litteraly since before computers had screens, to work is still complete and utter black magic...!"

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Printers are proof there's a God and that it thrives on our suffering.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I never noticed, but it looks like the guy who took the photo got sprayed too.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    #1 reason to go paperless at the office lol

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I literally go to the copy place now and tell everyone I "don't know how" to work on printers.

    Life is too short.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Multifunction-Printers are even worse. If you got a decent one by chance, after 5 odd years the integrated server gets wonky and the usb controller starts randomizing MAC addresses, so you have to setup it anew each time. Those things are haunted!

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Printers are the worst!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    We have central printing with color Kyoceras on each floor, with black and white as default preset (pushed via GPO) we managed to decrease our printing expenses by 80%

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    so we have an uncovered smiling cop pepper-spraying and a dude with a full protective mask and gas type filters turning head and closing eyes. :) Is it only me who find this pic weird.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Hey it's me zebra...🔥🔥🔥🔥 oopsie

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