Why nominate his bitch ass in the first place?
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Lol you'll never win you piece of human garbage
Maybe if it was the Nobel Rape prize, or the Nobel Fraud prize, or the Nobel Fleece People For Everything They've Got Prize, you'd have a chance.
I think it's the trump prize of fraud, rape, lies. Etc we should establish.
Oh cmon, look at how hard Donny is trying to make a peace happen, he’s even saying mean things about Israel now. “No new wars”

Why the fuck did he sign it
He's senile as shit. Probably thinks it's more official if he reasserts he knows his own name. Especially after calling himself "donakd".
Wait when did he say Donakd?
Because that's what old fucking people do on text or Facebook
The idea that he doesn't know how to properly use his own social media platform is honestly hilarious.
I've given up trying to understand that man's thought processes. I've decided he has none.
Dear Diary, I'm hungry.
Signed, me.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
lol
Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.
- Tywin Lanister
The all-caps makes it official.
This is like boomers signing text messages.
Sincerely,
Empricorn
My dad does that.
Best Regards,
samus12345
Dear samus12345
Regarding your previous commentary, I would like to remark that you neglected to properly adress the gentleman whom you were replying to.
I sure hope your father shows far better attitude when writing to the world wide web. I highly recommend to ask them for advice on how to improve your formal language.
Yours Sincerely,
stebo02
Professional shitcommenter
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL WRITING IN UPPERCASE LETTERS TO SHOW YOURE HUGE PENIS? ME, USER OF THE LEMMY THING
CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LESSER LOWER CASE. PHIL, LINGUIST
Really? Why? Didn't he say he was dropping bombs because it's time for peace? Why would you withdraw such a noble prize to someone so peace-loving and earnest?
Fuck it, nothing means anything anymore. All institutions are crumbling. Give ‘em the Nobel Prize, give ‘em the Fields Medal, give ‘em the Heisman Trophy, give ‘em the Mark Twain award.
Yeah, I had the tiniest bit of faith in the Anti Defamation League, but after they called Musk's stunt fair game I realized pockets of money could even buy ethics groups. From here on out, unless a group manages to zero its profits or earnings by the end of the year, they're untrustworthy.
that he had "lost any sort of faith and belief" in Trump and his ability to secure a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.
I mean that's a great assessment, nothing to add. I'm just not sure why it took him this long.
Read between the lines. He actually lost faith that sucking up to Trump will do anything at all.
Appealing to Trump's vanity to get their way wasn't a bad idea. We all know he's narcissism incarnate.
Can someone tell Pakistan there is a form to withdraw your nomination? That'd be great, thank you.
Wait... I thought Pakistan nominated him. Why nominate him as a Ukrainian when he wants you to give up parts of your invaded land. When he promised to end the war within 24h after inauguration, but did nothing but make a mess. When he's Putin's little bitch... Why are people trying so hard to make Idiocracy a reality?
If a Nobel got him to calm down, I'd let him have it. It might as well be so much toilet paper anyway.
If Trump wants to go all full-dictator, he might as well look the part and adorn his chest with medals like a bird hoarding shiny objects.
Contemptible shitbag.
We’ve blown way past idiocracy now. we’re deep into ‘don’t look up’ now

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