Six personalities of Modern Men?

That sounds less researched than like MBTI.

Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.

Where's epsilon?

I am an ηβπ male?

Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops

All men are miserable and some are Freddy Krueger.

Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males

But... But I don't own any of those outfits!

What happened to the Charlie Foxtrot and tango males?

I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔