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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Hahahahahhhahhahah

We're all going to die

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

More concerned with the 22 then what he was doing at 17. I'm not against younger blood in leadership roles but you got to have done the job at least somewhat. If the guy was 35 or so and had been at it for a decade, that'd be a different beast. This feels like a nepo hire

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not necessarily a nepo hire, but they are scraping the barrel.

Project 2025's playbook was to fire all the existing people in the federal government and replace them with Trump loyalists. To that end, they created a list of pre-vetted replacements.

Problem is, those people are vetted for loyalty first, and competence a distant second. Also, a lot of them likely have jobs already that are more lucrative than a federal position. In other cases, their circumstances change in the months in between vetting and the offer becoming concrete. So even though they may have a few thousand people on the list, a big chunk of them aren't going to accept when the time comes. Those that do aren't necessarily going to be qualified in any way.

What may be surprising here is that they're scraping the bottom so quickly. You'd think out of several thousand possibilities, they could find someone more qualified than this guy.

This tends to be destructive in the short term, because incompetent people are making important decisions. In the long term, it's one of the self-defeating factors of fascism. A system just can't work this way, but it can destroy the rest of society before it implodes on itself.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Or someone he can easily control.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

so he's gonna impeach trump?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

these aren't secretaries and ministers of organized government

it's capos and yes men of organized crime.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Putin's agent?

[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago

Why is he making that face. lmfao

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Looks like Pete Campbell from Mad Men.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bonsoir, Don.

[-] [email protected] 153 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If anyone is wondering the connection:

This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago

his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Star in, no. Was the clumsy villain, I think so.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I can hear the MAGA crowd saying "but at least he's a white male"

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I know I feel safer already.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Got it, he wants US to burn.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

...and now I can't unsee it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

he's a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump's earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Also will probably be a strawman, and fired or jailed when Trump fucks up, blaming others as always.

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago

what a joke of an administration

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

I remember being 22... yeah... no... just... ugh... no!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a "coup" against him.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to ~~Lead U.S. Terror Prevention~~ scape goat.

FTFY

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

And the US just officially warned Iran “not to retaliate”. I think we know what’s coming, lads.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Mission failed: Just seeing his face makes me want to strap C4 around my chest and walk into the RNC.

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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