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[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Disc golf in the news gets an upvote.

[-] [email protected] 115 points 1 week ago

*Dopped by a bird. Saved you a click

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

Are you absolutely sure that it didn’t say this was a real-life sharknado situation. Because I’m pretty sure that this is a sharknado.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Boy you sure did.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the hammerhead shark as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the shark had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I agree with those people, if we knew exactly might even understand the Answer of 42 as well.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

My guess is that the question is, "How old was god when he created the universe?"

or, for a darker take, "How old was God when he died?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Assuming there is a single god and there cant be one before or after him, his age is surely interesting. But if there are multiple gods or they succeed each other or something like that, it matters much less. But since Earth was not created by God (in the book/movie i mean, cant say anything for sure irl), how would Earth be an experiment in figuring out the Answer?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

We tried that about 375 million years ago, as we can all see, it was a mistake.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

But what was its score?

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