Whatabotulism

Are we, the wealthiest and most advanced county in history, really devolving back into unregulated food standards that kill people?

Get ready for "traditional ketchup" with notes on the ingredient list that say "May contain fishing chum and biproducts, and arsenic. Not a good source of vitamin C or semen.".

botulism

What the fuck is lism and why did you buy one for me

What's next, selling "80% white flour" that's 20% sawdust?

In America, the stores sell fake vinegar that kills people because real vinegar is too expensive.

Quick pickling and eating everything you pickle immediately like a diy rat gang stays winning.

Jk, thanks for the info... I already didn't can last year because my energy bill will scream at me if I accidentally touch the oven controls, but if i ever pickle this winter i'll make sure to look for the right stuff.

Utah state

Mormon ancestors lookin out

Jarring news.

Communist democrats think they can tell me what to do. Go back to eating your soy roach bars. I’ll be making my burgers indoors with my gas stove with 4% acidic pickles.

Oh good, the expired vinegar we used last month was 5%👍😅

Hot tip

Stuff like this is why I never went beyond kimchi.