Pretty sure somebody stabbed that dude and then was like 🤷♂️ I guess he was just REALLY upset about the fish being late…?
IIRC he was serving a king and an archbishop, and the king felt so bad that he strongarmed the archbishop into declaring it was not suicide - a mortal sin.
Which had to be fucking hilarious from across the room. Two distraught men in fancy clothes and silly hats, crowded into a kitchen, arguing nonsense about an extremely dead guy. The one in the crown insists: maybe he fell on it. He was cleaning it, and it went off.
Also, he did not invent... or found... Whipped cream
What the fuck is the founder of whip cream?
He discovered the whipped cream mines
Edit: Documentary evidence provided.
I have that same urge when my GrubHub order gets switched to another driver.
When the Uber driver picks up your order and then drives past your place to make another delivery.
Dude had a burnout before it was cool.
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
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