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[–] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Does it still count as drunk texting if you haven't been sober since the Bush presidency?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Honk! You've Drunk War If Never Texted Plans

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  • As a former Eve Online no lifer I could only honk to this sign if it was more specific.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    sorry I wanted to honk but your mom and I drunk text each other "warplans" all the time and then meet up at a motel outside of town

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    It pisses me off that everyone in the liberal gang were mad about the use of signal but not mad about the fact that there were war plans

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    Do people not want the regime sloppily revealing everything it's supposed to hide?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    joke's on you, he was sober when he did it !

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  • How many Benghazi investigations were there again?

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