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[–] 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I mean, it's not just dino corpses. We also use an incredible amount of dead forests as fuel. We really showed nature who's the boss, huh?

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can't stop calling them fossil fuels.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    … are they not fossils of the cyanobacteria

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not by the usual definition. The carbon, etc that used to form the cyanobacteria is completely broken down and formed into miscellaneous hydrocarbons. There's no petrified remains, nor rock impressions of the bacteria.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    Additionally, the batter is made up of their eggs.

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So vegetarians who use solar power are really helping human-dino relations

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    This is our vengeance for them causing global warming.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    You cook dino nuggies in a pan?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Does the Dino ask "What's a Human?"

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