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Magneto
Jessica Rabbit.
All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
Bugs Bunny or Yosemite Sam
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…
A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude
Do comic books count? If yes I'd say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.
Uncle Duke? Man, that's a throwback!
Think I'll go listen to some Captain & Tennille, "Muskrat Love"
Captain planet.
Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
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Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
Nausicaa president
Saitama vice
Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.
And she is used to apologizing for idiots so she'd be able to alot in and rebuild international relationships.
Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation's revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.
let's be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the "acme" brand.
No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.
if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.
I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
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Well. There was a tos cartoon so spock.
Spock would likely make a terrible president, purely because he’d be surrounded by illogical politicians who are constantly trying to backstab him. You need a president who is capable of not only being level-headed, but also capable of playing politics when it matters. The unfortunate truth is that politics often requires playing the long game, instead of simply finding consensus and getting shit done right away.
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Daria
Magneto.
Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.
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