How the hell are we ever supposed to take this country seriously again?

What we were hoping for:

what we got:

"Work ethic" Okay, who'd this guy have to fuck for this?

Is he trying to copy Trump's official glare? Cringe.

Also, why can't I be appointed to a random high-level government job? I actually have government experience.

I think the real questions were asked by another poster in another thread, who are his parents and how much did they pay to get him this ride?

Did he work at the prestigious Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

Someone should photoshop him holding a cat up to his chest in this photo

Classic cheesy 60s era Bond villain

Another high quality hire for a high quality administration.

"includes internships with the Heritage Foundation" there is it, fucking hell

I see that the article is misinformed:

Donald Trump appointed 22-year-old Thomas Fugate as the new fall guy at the DHS Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3), which combats terrorism and hate violence.

Fugate, who graduated in 2024, previously worked as a grocery store clerk and self-employed landscaper.

Mr. Trump said in press briefing that Mr. Fugate has the perfect combination of inexperience, stupidity and trust in the GOP, to be manipulated in taking the fall when the current administration's policies will be shown to have failed: "He is exactly the kind of young person this administration needs."

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I mentioned this in some other threads, but this guy has to have influential/wealthy parents or an uncle or a sugar daddy or something.

It would be one thing if he was some kind of GOP genius (an oxymoron, I know). But the articles make it sound like he's just a guy.

Which tingles my spideysense into thinking he must be a nepobaby.

That ... and his fucking face. Seriously. What a punchable, arrogant face.

Picture matches the tone of the hiring perfectly. Let him keep the job. I want to see how this plays out.

Hellooooo GILEAD

At least it’s not kid rock.

wtf is he trying to do with his face?

With this level of incompetence, first terror attack should lead to EXECUTIONS.

I'm gonna need to see his dad's resume.

Despite lacking direct experience in counterterrorism, DHS officials cited his work ethic in justifying his rapid promotion.

Does hours played in CS:GO count?

Boy, there's a face only his mother could love.

He looks intrigued.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT NEVER

"This Summer...Rob Schneider is..." whatever this is.

His last name is two letters away from being fugazi.

You can tell he practiced that look in front of the mirror.

That guy looks like he shits diamonds.

We are so very fucked. Get out if you can.

JFC

Maybe they thought he was a grocery store assistant manager.

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If I ever saw this guy, I'd dump his backpack and take his lunch money