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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago

You obviously asked to ride a cock during sunset.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

A giant cock.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Screw you

🤣🤣

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Poor genie didn't realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The genie did understand, this giant cock was his best friend and prized possession, he's entrusted it to you now.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

So... Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

That’s a large … rooster.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

TBF, a chicken that big would be absolutely terrifying and an amazing mount to ride into battle if it were trainable and reliably on your side. So it's really not that bad of an outcome, even if it wasn't the one intended.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

cant decide if ai or very passionate saxton hale fanart

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Saxton HALE.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The genie misunderstood wanting an Indiana Jones hat? I think the genie nailed it.

Don’t explain it to me. I know what’s going on.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Something about riding a giant cock.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

At least he didn't wish for a little head.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

~~mis~~understood

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

AI Slop and lame penis jokes.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Shame this is Lemmy high quality memes and not Lemmy shitpost, quality shitpost.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Oh look, it's the fun police

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?

Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The Genie reacted exactly the way Genies do.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The Genie knew. Genies are jerks.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

common error smdh

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I quite enjoy these visual riddles.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I see this as an absolute win

this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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