Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody's guess.

When the synchronized bluetooth headsets haven't synced with yours yet and the playlist is hitting everyone hard

Before the Vulcan neck pinch there was the Vulcan crotch kick.

The answer to "who farted" became painfully obvious, as there was only one person left standing in the room.

A fact which no one dared to call out, bc of the "who smelt it dealt it" rule of stardate 29031.4.

Spock didn't have much of a reaction the orgasm gun

When a problem comes along, you must whip it!

Star Trek TOS, Season 3 Episode 1.5: “All at One Pantsuit”

Scotty: “Blast me bagpipes! Me eyes haven’t seen an outfit that tasteless since Starbase 41 back when I was on the Faerie Queene!”

Bones: “Jim, if we don’t replace Spock’s clothes soon, we’ll all be dead before we know it.”

Kirk: “Mr. Spock, for the safety of this entire crew, I’m ordering you to change your clothes immediately.”

Mr. Spock smugly reminds the others he thought the fish smelled off

Normies having emotional breakdowns because they can't handle your stoic high-functioning autism.

When I get the AUX at work.

Rock out with your Spock out!

Kirk, Bones and Scotty had the fish, Spock had the lasanga

This calls for air guitar!

According to Spock, Vulcan digestive systems do not respond as harshly to the annual chilli cook-offs

"At least, I'm pretty sure I put on deodorant this morning."

The one dude that never feels the edibles.

harder better faster stronger

When unannounced alarm tests start and you are the only one who keeps ear protection on you.

Charlie don't surf

Ow, my balls

Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.

Me checking if the server is still busted.

New album "Disassociation" by legendary pop 80s group Spokan Spokan

Stampa med Leroy

Superpussy