I don't care for Christianity, but god I'd love it to see a black pope emerge, just to see the White Power writhes and scream.
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I just learned that there is a Cardinal Pizzaballa from Italy that is on the short list of expected potential popes. On name alone, I hope he wins. I know he won't be called Pope Pizzaballa, but in my heart that is what he'd be known as, spoken in the most Super Mario type accent imaginable
Edit: Sorry, not sorry, I couldn't help myself, you who are now perusing this thread have to see it as well

As far as I'm aware there is no rule he can't pick his own name as his pope name, should he want to be cool.
Pope Pizzaballs
Pizza the Pope

Should have photoshopped on the hat
I really wanted to but I'm on mobile.
Same
Edit: I became the change I wanted to see in the world

But you do have to pronounce it in Italian so it’ll probably be Papa Pizzaballahs.
I know its pronounced Pizzaballa, but in my head it’s Pizza (techno air horns) BAWWWWWLAH!
This is going to be a tough conversation when they call. The farm takes up most of my day and at night I like a cup of tea, I might not be able to devote myself full time to being Pope.
Edit: that was easier than I thought it would be. They called and I told them straight up I didn't have time to be pope. They said they figured I would turn them down so they had a guy from Chicago as a back up.
I hope to be co-Pope to help the Pope cope.
If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.
We can only hope.
I’d offer help to cope but I’m at the end of my rope.
Yeah! The world's largest cult has a new guru!
The world's largest religious denomination is Sunni Islam with 22.39% of the world's population (as of 2020). Catholic Christianity comes in a distant second with 15.88%.
What tariffs will Trump declare when he finds out it's not him??
Is this like Publisher's Clearing House? Will people show up at my door with balloons and big novelty hat to tell me I won?
That seems relatively fast but I honestly can't be assed to research Catholic bureaucratic history.

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