this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.

I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Fuckers not merging my GIT changes again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I deal with traffic and my branch the same way. My blinker and my PR are a warning that I'm going to merge, not a request for permission. It's happening.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Few things bug me more than when someone gets frazzled and angry when they are struggling to merge after spending the whole entrance ramp going 30mph below the rest of flow of traffic. Speed tf UP. Entrance ramps are where you SPEED UP.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Thank You! My drivers ed teacher taught us "blending speed". Usually a tick over or under the flow of traffic. Use the turn signals and slot right in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They're not yielding. THEYRE NOT YIELDING

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ok, that one is so funny that it might actually work.

So many other bumperstickers/back window stickers are just... totally insane, all the red flags, 'i am an actual menace to society' type shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

One of my coworkers has a "boobies make me happy" sticker with just straight up a pair of tits under it. I mean he's right, but I wouldn't want it on my car

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I hate bumper stickers generally because I don't like people knowing I'm a menace. I think it's a nice surprise when they find out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)