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JD Vance attempted a charm offensive on Tuesday, and failed with the charm while succeeding in being offensive.

It happened during an announcement that former Donald Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s son, Andrew Giuliani, would be leading a task force for the 2026 World Cup, which will take place in the United States, Canada and Mexico next year.

Rather than stoke excitement for a global event that could be a tourism cash cow for North America, Vance decided to take a different approach — and joked about deporting the potential thousands of tourists visiting the U.S. for the occasion.

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[-] [email protected] 201 points 3 weeks ago

haha so funny, much laughing as our tourism industry tanks

these absolute abject cretins, fucking beyond a disgrace they are ‘leading’ this country

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[-] [email protected] 142 points 3 weeks ago

Oh hahahaha, now watch as you have the lowest WC attendance in history and be the first modern WC to lose money.

[-] [email protected] 106 points 3 weeks ago

losing money on a sure thing would be totally on brand for donvict & co.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

America will simply be the largest casino he's bankrupted so far

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago

Ticket sales are already going so badly that they're CHEAPER on the secondhand market! Scalpers are taking a loss to get rid of them, which is pretty much unheard of for an event like a world cup.

People are even more wary of traveling to Trump's US than to the Emir's Qatar or Putin's Russia.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

Cities hosting the WC almost never recoup their investments. Sure, it's a windfall for a select few, but it is a bad investment for everyone else.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't know why ~~you're~~ you were being downvoted, you're absolutely right.

As documented by an excellent Last Week Tonight segment and also another, FIFA and a select few rich people and corporations profiting off of lucrative contracts snatch up all the income and leave everyone else with all the expenses.

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[-] [email protected] 113 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dear Foreigner,

If you are coming to the US for the world cup you are fucking stupid. You're going to spend thousands of your preferred currency to get harassed by Customs and if you fuck up and get arrested for whatever little thing the police that stops you has up his ass that day you run the risk of ending up in South America or Africa but not the part you are from, in a jail somewhere getting fucked.

Unless you are white, if you're white come on over, have a beer. Remember, though, even if you are Spanish, Italian, Greek, or any of those other darkies you gay commie Europeans call white, you are going to get lumped in with the Mexicans, especially if you speak Mexican or eye tie.

Fuck you, countries full,

XOXO JD 😘 🛋😘 Vance XOXO

[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago

Nah we'll arrest random whites too.

Jasmine Mooney was locked up for 11 days, no method of reaching out to the outside world.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jasmine-mooney-canadian-detained-ice-us-mexico/

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

And any tattoo can and will be interpreted as a gang affiliation. No matter the mental gymnastics required.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Only sailors and gang members get visible tattoos and I don't see no boat.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Name is Jasmine? You ain't fooling me, I've seen Aladdin.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

People willingly went to Qatar for the World Cup. Sports fans are fucking dumb and/or don't give a shit about anything as long as they can see their team play and win. And for those that don't know or forgot, Qatar killed thousands of workers violating human rights and basic safety when building all their stadiums.

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 3 weeks ago

Haha human rights violations are hilarious

This guy can't even pretend to be a normal person.

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 3 weeks ago

I would not take such words as "jokes" anymore. I take them as an open and dire warning not to travel to the US until the government has been taken care of.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

For real. I'm not risking losing thousands of Euros on flights because some CBP asshole on a power trip denies me entry. Not to mention the very real possibility to be held at some kind of detention facility

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago

How funny will it be when all of the seats are empty? Americans don't care about soccer, this event will be funded by tourism and now those folks will be opting out. If I were planning this event I'd be livid. Vance, shut your stupid fucking mouth and never speak again as long as you live.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

It's apparently also in Mexico and Canada, so you can still visit matches there.

Would be funny if the stadiums in Mexico and Canada were chock full while those in the US were half empty. You'd hope they'd finally get the message.

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago

Reminder that every time they say something that causes offense they say it was just a joke.

Narrator: it was not a joke

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago

If you go to this you’re a fucking idiot. Not worth being sent to an El Salvador concentration camp just to watch a soccer match. Just watch it on tv.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago

People went to Qatar to sit in slave-built stadiums. Don't expect any morals from FIFA fans.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

If you support fifa in any way, you’re an idiot. I don’t have much hope that anybody will change their behavior.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago

JD Vance attempted a charm offensive on Tuesday, and failed with the charm while succeeding in being offensive

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As long as MAGA policies and the walking farts responsible for them are in place/in charge, I will never again set foot on US soil. There are plenty of other places to visit.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago

I know FIFA is corrupt but does anyone not see how dangerous traveling to the United States currently is?

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago

Fortunately, if this shit keeps up, there are two other countries where to celebrate matches. Mexico is shaping up nicely for the World Cup, and tourism comes natural to our culture.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

That its being co hosted will backfire on the US. If it was just the US and nobody turned up they can and will blame football for that rather than their own idiocy, but because Mexico and Canada are also hosting matches if they get great attendance then its clearly an issue with the US.

If you want to go, go to the matches in Mexico or Canada, spend your money there.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone who is mad enough to visit the US for attending a sports game in this day and age almost deserves that treatment. Like, are you ok?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

With games taking place in both Mexico and Canada, does that make the entire US into flyover state?

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

Because what we really want from our government officials is more laughing at the pain and suffering of others.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

that, and to chill anyone that MIGHT come to America for the American games out of coming to America for the American games and ensure America doesnt get any of that sweet tourism money.

5 bucks says Mexico and Canada's stadiums are full, while Americas stadiums are maybe..lets be generous and say 1/3rd full, and I'd wager most of that would be from super low cost tickets in desperation to get people in the seats so it doesnt look completely empty during broadcast.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

When you find "funny" how mean you can be to someone, you're just making sure everyone knows you're a fucking loser

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

I've been to over 50 countries in all seven continents, and I've lived in four of those. Never did I feel anything that I would would describe as fear.

I will be travelling to the US for an exchange program next month. I am afraid. To the point I am actually considering cancelling what could be a career changing opportunity.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

Not a joke, not a joke.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

I’m just honestly so confused. Do they want to expel all non-white people and non-Christian white people, refuse entry to everyone including tourists, and basically just close themselves off from the rest of the world like a population of white hikikomori?

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't you remember learning about Germany in school? According to history disabled people are going to the camps as well. And RFK has already annonced that they're going on a list. Then it's non-straight people. And then they came for...

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

God, these guys are tonedeaf.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Can the participating countries boycott the matches in that is held within the US?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago

They never do. Hell, they all went to Qatar. Fifa is a system genuinely built on corruption. And although corruption is money-driven most of the time, it‘s most notably a corruption of minds and souls.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Didn’t the Nazis host the Olympics? Why does history rhyme?

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

At this rate, they'll deport the players. Is it too late to move the 2026 world cup?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

I can 100% guarantee at least one athlete is going to be refused entry.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

A joke couched in truth

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

What a swell idea, Vance! I've been trying to figure out how to persuade my compatriots why visiting the US aren't worth the risks, and it really helps when the Vice President makes my case for me. Cheers, buddy!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Ohh, I certainly wouldn't put anything past them.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

You gonna deport the athletes too?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Guaranteed this happens to at least one athlete. That many non-whites coming in for a work trip? Someone is going to get arrested.

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