We love our mods, don't we folks?

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[–] 136 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (13 children)

the admin doesn't want to talk to me after I've been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad boohoo

this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out stalin-joking

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  • [–] 113 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (11 children)

    Also love how this mf thinks we're suppressing dissent because we're trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it'll convince this site to abandon communism no-choice

    As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i'm pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn't hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time gulag

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  • [–] 84 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he's on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you're not to be trusted.

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  • [–] 128 points 3 years ago (26 children)

    A lot of people don't seem to understand that "post hog" is a mocking take on "post tits" used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude "there are no women on the internet".

    Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There's absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn't understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.

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  • [–] 77 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it's not just one they grabbed online.

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  • [–] 95 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    trunk

    A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.

    "I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis."

    The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.

    "Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk."

    The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He's released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.

    A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He's having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn't hear the noise.

    A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.

    Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.

    "Was that your penis?" his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.

    Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.

    "That was amazing," she said, "Can it do it again?"

    He shrugged, "Probably, but I don't know if my asshole can take another roll."

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  • [–] 56 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten

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    [–] 103 points 3 years ago

    Every time.

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  • [–] 100 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Oh god, it's this person again?

    This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don't even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.

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  • [–] 84 points 3 years ago*

    Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs

    Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.

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  • [–] 78 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I love how any of these posts go limp if you ask

    So what did you post anyway?

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  • [–] 73 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Lol. Lmao even.

    Lemmee user if you're reading this, post your hog.

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    [–] 72 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I love how they come here starting shit...

    Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)

    And then go and whine about it! lmayo

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    [–] 67 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    hexbear-shining anarchista-chad mods:

    freeze-peach stalin-gun-1 hexbear-chapochat

    Lemmy LIB nerds:

    powercry-1rage-cryrage-crypowercry-2

    Pleased Hexbearite userbase:

    deng-smilestalin-joking data-laughing

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    [–] 62 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    smh. @Egon@hexbear.net what the hell? size shaming? really?

    do better. data-laughing

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    [–] 56 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    "How dare someone tell me to post hog out."

    The average Hexbear user:

    spoiler

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    [–] 52 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    evil tankie.... VOTE MANIPULATION: Exhibit A rage-cry

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  • [–] 50 points 3 years ago

    🚨BRIGADING!!! 🚨

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  • [–] 48 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Unrelated but it's always funny to see a call-out post with the little "oh but please don't be mean to them!" People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you're doing

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  • [–] 48 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    It's not as if we are against "censoring" people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone

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    [–] 46 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    There was a great purge? And I missed it?! angry-hex

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    Literally the 4chan copypasta about the old sub, except in earnest this time lmao.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Now that that lemm.ee thread has also been removed, who wants to speculate on how this loser's vendetta is going to escalate?

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