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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

We love our mods, don't we folks?

https://lemm.ee/comment/3622601

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

the admin doesn't want to talk to me after I've been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad boohoo

this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out stalin-joking

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Also love how this mf thinks we're suppressing dissent because we're trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it'll convince this site to abandon communism no-choice

As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i'm pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of [email protected]/[email protected] or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn't hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time gulag

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he's on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you're not to be trusted.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

ooooooooooooooh I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace cri

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

zenz Everything's coming up Zenz!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

But they called the manager! Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (13 children)

A lot of people don't seem to understand that "post hog" is a mocking take on "post tits" used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude "there are no women on the internet".

Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There's absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn't understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

was that the nazi who rage posted their shriveled chode

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

:leo-point:

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

This is a deep reddit-logo chapotraphouse cut

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago

Every time.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh god, it's this person again?

This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don't even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wanna see the rudeness chart

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excuse me buster you're registering an overflow on the nasty-meter 🌡🚨

For real though one of the examples of unforgivable rudeness was posting the very-intelligent emoji

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs

Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how any of these posts go limp if you ask

So what did you post anyway?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago

I was just politely expressing my disgust for the lesser races and here comes the Hexbear brigade to harass me

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Lol. Lmao even.

Lemmee user if you're reading this, post your hog.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

How dare you post sexual comments! I will be reporting you to the mods, your mother, and the principal for this.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I love how they come here starting shit...

Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)

And then go and whine about it! lmayo

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hexbear-shining anarchista-chad mods:

freeze-peach stalin-gun-1 hexbear-chapochat

Lemmy LIB nerds:

powercry-1rage-cryrage-crypowercry-2

Pleased Hexbearite userbase:

deng-smilestalin-joking data-laughing

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

smh. @[email protected] what the hell? size shaming? really?

do better. data-laughing

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"How dare someone tell me to post hog out."

The average Hexbear user:

spoiler

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

evil tankie.... VOTE MANIPULATION: Exhibit A rage-cry

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

goobers cannot comprehend we might possibly just not want to interact with them oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

🚨BRIGADING!!! 🚨

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unrelated but it's always funny to see a call-out post with the little "oh but please don't be mean to them!" People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you're doing

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i-think-that please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not as if we are against "censoring" people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform nineteeneightyfour

if that offends you, I’ll help you pack bridget-pride-stay-mad

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Literally the 4chan copypasta about the old sub, except in earnest this time lmao.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a great purge? And I missed it?! angry-hex

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you haven't missed it. it never ends stalin-feels-good

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

It's ongoing, don't worry

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Now that that lemm.ee thread has also been removed, who wants to speculate on how this loser's vendetta is going to escalate?

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