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[–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My head canon is this guy had a kid with a woman of opposite patterned people from this episode, and somehow our boy here ended up with every single recessive gene possible.

I wonder if plaid is possible...

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I would love to know if this fools facial recognition systems.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    "I didn't lie on my tinder profile. I didn't say I had an African-American parent, I said I was half black."

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    No, the execution was not great.

    Some of the sides of the squares are lined, while some aren't, and those that are lined are pretty shaky. Color saturation seems decent, but it's hard to tell with the image quality being low.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    In the tattoo artists defense, this is a brutally difficult part of the body to ink, and as a result, they likely haven't had a lot of experience doing facial tattooing.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    typical anarchy chess subscriber

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As a guy that paints Warhammer 40K Orks, I respect it.

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  • [+] -9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Oh, you can only understand films and can't grasp written metaphors in language? So you have awful taste of meme-language systems, only film images? You never learned of the "Tower of Babel" concept of Levant storytelling, but know of Hollywood USA "The Terminator" film series?

     

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    He looks like if one of the members of mudvayne got really into meth.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Awful taste? Yeah.

    Great execution? I mean the lines are kinda straight so yeah I'll accept that

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    When chess is life

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago
    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    WTF? I saved this file as a jpg and now he's gone!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wasn't this a Star Trek episode?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    You can't just post a picture of a headless man like that. Scared the bejesus out of me.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    "Hey Jeff, lay down right here. We want to play checkers."

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  • 4D chess face

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  • This guy's got a real checkered past

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago
    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Always wondered how the heck they tattoo the eyelid. I find simple/light tattooing on meaty areas somewhat peaceful and relaxing, but do that to my eye and I'll be twitching like a flea on crack

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What a stupid thing to do.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    A villain's henchman in the Batman universe.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Great, he’s a nightmare for face recognition

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