Just wait until you hit forty, and you'll have most, if not all, of those.

30? Damn I wish I made it that far. I think I've had chronic back pain for as long as I can remember. But that's because my spine is all messed up so I know I'm not a representative example here.

I feel underrepresented here. I only experience migraines occasionally, and hardly any of the other pains pictured. That's not to say my health is in top condition. I'll be taking this to my lawyer, we are not done here

Knees: sports people

Lower back: computer people

Migraine: women

OP has not experienced long term pain it seems.

"with your powers combined...."

It's my hand, actually.

I’ve collected 4 of 5 so far. I almost have a complete set.

I must have a wide personality range

Regular exercise can help do a lot about most of those problems. I feel bad for people who suffer chronic pain, though.

I have a fucked knee but it has nothing to do with my personality.

I just can't run.

I still try when I play with the kids and end up limping around for a few days.

I don't really understand what this image is implying.

All my friends have pains in places but I guess either I'm lucky or have good genetics. The only issue I have is I will dislocate my shoulder without fail when I try a backhand throw in discgolf but that has always been an issue.